Beeresta

beer·es·ta

noun

1. an event where one is party to intense amounts of beer drinking in a short time span, usually at break from work.
2. an event where one is party to intense amounts of beer drinking in a short time span during a reserved time for a siesta or a nap.

I hate today, I really need a beeresta before the next conference call

by Tsongas4Ever August 16, 2011

Beardstard

A bearded bastard

That hipster beardstard with his wanky capufucklatte is getting on my tits.

by Beardstard April 6, 2020

Beardstard

Bearded bastard. Bit of cunt really.

My boss is a total beardstard. Comes so close when he rips me a new one that I see is a food hoarder and hiding it in the ginger rats nest on his face.

by Beardstard April 6, 2020

beardstauch

its not quite a beard! its not quite a mustauche! its a BEARDSTAUCHE!

that would be a grade fiiiiiive beardstauche.

by Samass June 25, 2005

bearstal

stall in which grizzly bear caswell takes a shit

timothy casewell from corunna michigan has done many a bearstals.

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

beardster

hipster with a beard

Look at that beardster over there!

by expertsimo October 30, 2014

Beardsturbation

1. Fondling of one's own facial hair for the sheer & immense pleasure of it.

2. Stroking the pubic area but focusing on the tufts of hair around the vagina.

"Robert's beard is looking stringy today"

"Yeah, he just had a vigorous bearsturbation session"

"I wouldn't have such a problem with her beardsturbation if she didn't do it so much in public

by AndyRobertAlexDwyer March 12, 2013