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bear with a honey pot

When a guy cums on a girls body and she scoops it up and eats it off of her hands
Man!, I cumed on this girls stomach last night and she ate it off her hands like a bear with a honey pot.
by The (sixty-nine)'er February 18, 2009
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Honey Bear-ing

When you proceed to pour honey all over your dick, then go out into the woods and wait for hours until a bear (black, brown, polar, koala, etc) proceeds to lick the honey off you until ejaculation. Then you cry for hours for what you've done.
Dick+Honey+Bear+Ejaculation+Crying= Honey Bear-ing
by babyboiii July 8, 2010
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Timbo Honey Bear

Timbo Honey Bears are typically very strong. They enjoy, passing out on the couch frequently while playing xbox, large posters of Frodo Baggins, chinese bricklayers and teabagging. Known to have very complete Halo collections and blogs. They typically shave very infrequently. Lacks the ability to multi-task effectively. Also known to have a deafening laugh. They tend to hide chips-ahoy cookies.
guy 1: where are the cookies?
guy 2: I timbo honey beared them, good luck finding them.
by Master Cheif Starcarfter July 28, 2010
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airborne honey bear

The act of blowing your load on a flight attendant, yelling "TASTE THE HONEY"
Blake was giving my sister an airborne honey bear the other night. It was pretty sweet.
by RainbowTrout69 November 9, 2014
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bear with a honey pot

When a guy cums on a girl's body and she takes her hand, wipes it up, and proceeds to consume it.
Man, I started cuming on this girl's stomach last night and she started scooping it up and eating it off her hands like a bear with a honey pot.
by the germinator17 February 23, 2009
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honey bear note

an intimate note you send a special person often containing praise, thanks, romantic thoughts.
(honey bear note) Thank you so much for your sexy message the other day. In fact, it was so stimulating, it made me ovulate the next day. This is the kind of effect you have on me, honey bear
by Krkič November 4, 2019
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Honey Bear

A girlfriend you just want to snuggle with just to hear her heartbeat, and also the sweetest girlfriend you will ever have.
Davey: Uhhh, honey bear? *stares with such innocence*
Becca: Yes? What is it sweetie?
Davey: Can I hear your heartbeat?
Becca: Yes you can, my sweetie. *kisses him on the forehead*
Davey: Thank you so much! *lays his ear onto her chest to hear her heartbeat*
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020
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