bear with a honey pot

When a guy cums on a girls body and she scoops it up and eats it off of her hands

Man!, I cumed on this girls stomach last night and she ate it off her hands like a bear with a honey pot.

by The (sixty-nine)'er February 18, 2009

Honey Bear-ing

When you proceed to pour honey all over your dick, then go out into the woods and wait for hours until a bear (black, brown, polar, koala, etc) proceeds to lick the honey off you until ejaculation. Then you cry for hours for what you've done.

Dick+Honey+Bear+Ejaculation+Crying= Honey Bear-ing

by babyboiii July 8, 2010

Timbo Honey Bear

Timbo Honey Bears are typically very strong. They enjoy, passing out on the couch frequently while playing xbox, large posters of Frodo Baggins, chinese bricklayers and teabagging. Known to have very complete Halo collections and blogs. They typically shave very infrequently. Lacks the ability to multi-task effectively. Also known to have a deafening laugh. They tend to hide chips-ahoy cookies.

guy 1: where are the cookies?
guy 2: I timbo honey beared them, good luck finding them.

by Master Cheif Starcarfter July 28, 2010

airborne honey bear

The act of blowing your load on a flight attendant, yelling "TASTE THE HONEY"

Blake was giving my sister an airborne honey bear the other night. It was pretty sweet.

by RainbowTrout69 November 9, 2014

bear with a honey pot

When a guy cums on a girl's body and she takes her hand, wipes it up, and proceeds to consume it.

Man, I started cuming on this girl's stomach last night and she started scooping it up and eating it off her hands like a bear with a honey pot.

by the germinator17 February 23, 2009

honey bear note

an intimate note you send a special person often containing praise, thanks, romantic thoughts.

(honey bear note) Thank you so much for your sexy message the other day. In fact, it was so stimulating, it made me ovulate the next day. This is the kind of effect you have on me, honey bear

by Krkič November 4, 2019

honey bear

1. when it comes to queer masc people, a honey bear is kind of like a bear, but typically has some variation from the standard super hairy guy. a honey bear is just as big and bulky, but is less hairy and/or less traditionally masculine in demeanor. while a bear is a well-known and well-documented archetype in queer history, the honey bear is truly underrated. honey bears, much like bears, can also be any height! body positivity is everything, and honey bears should be cherished for their hotness!

2. honey bear can also be a term of endearment! cute, huh?

me: I hooked up with a cute 40 year old dude from sniffies last night! he was a honey bear
Ray: what's a honey bear?
me: oh, well you know how I'm an otter, since I'm a smaller dude with a forest of chest hair? a honey bear is like a bear but less hairy and/or less masc. I was way hairier than him and he was vibing hard with it!

Scott: hey honey bear!
James: aww hey handsome

by jeauseph February 3, 2024