ballshiton

Equivalent or greater than the quantity of sperm in your balls. If you have a set of balls containing sperm, you have one ballshiton. A single ball does not qualify a ballshiton... it simply means impotent.

Holy crap... there's a ballshiton of people up in this bitch!

by felix4 April 26, 2009

belushit

a classic freudian slip... try typing john belushi and you will more than likely end up with john belushit. can be used in place of bullshit.

That traffic was belushit.

by hjooiewmrfmk; April 19, 2009

Beeshitfucker

A way to express much anger, frustration, or pain.

He was so pissed after breaking his toe, he yelled out "beeshitfucker" instead of crying.

by zerovirus34 November 12, 2010

Bearshit

The opposite of bullshit.

Christianity is bullshit, satanism is bearshit.

by failfag January 20, 2009

ballshitter

The act of purposefully and consentually dedicating onto a man's testicles as an act of friendship.

That bloke is a proper ballshitter.

by captainleaderlegend April 13, 2015

beatshit

a vehicle beat to shit.

one of those cars on the cash for clunkers commercials.

pretty much anything beat to shit.

guy 1: look at that piece of shit Toyota!

guy 2: that's one beatshit car.

by Jax Cannon December 1, 2010

Bellshit

Complete and utter bullshit to the point of absurdity.

Cop: License and registration!

Driver: Officer I was only going 10 over the speed limit I swear!

Cop: That's Bellshit I clocked you traveling 22 over as soon as you crested the hill!

by DonKehote August 21, 2011