legal beagle

A rules hound or rules lawyer. A stickler for the rules and always on the hunt for violations.

Don't play Mao with Mark, he's a legal beagle!

by Mark Carthage August 2, 2008

Beagle Ears

Slang for a vagina with unusually long labia. A synonym for meat curtains or roast beef named because the labia hang down like the ears of a beagle.

That girl could not wear a bikini because of her mean pair of beagle ears.

by CJ Strokenoff August 12, 2004

beagle

A miniature Foxhound, solid and big for his inches, with the wear-and-tear look of the hound that can last in the chase and follow his quarry to the death.
Usually stand no more than fifteen inches to the shoulder.

OR

A talisman of British ineptness at space exploration... currently a probe lying in zillions of pieces on the surface of Mars.

"Look at that valiant Beagle ripping that helpless fox to shreds"

"We are currently unable to contact the Beagle 2 probe, but this does not, I repeat NOT mean we have failed"

by Joe/Joseph/Boycie/Fred/Bassman May 30, 2004

beagle

A Homosapien of the female variety, native particularly to Sydney, Australia, but found in all big cities, that possesses a sniffer-dog like ability to ascertain who is in possession of Cocaine. Never carries the drug herself, but is more than willing to consume that which is carried by others. Often found congregating with other beagles.

Dude, you're not going to belive it but the beagle is here, I just burnt half a fucking bag in one trip to the disabled shitter.

by NahSorryWe'reOut August 20, 2008

Beagle 2

British-built Mars lander, launched by the European Space Agency in 2003 on the Mars Express spacecraft. Designed to investigate the possibilities of water and life at the landing site of Isidis Planita.

"Beagle 2 is not a rover, it stays in one spot."

by Patteroast January 26, 2004

beatledooter

A small penis.

She looked at his beatledooter and began to laugh!

by SonRise May 8, 2012

beaglador

The cutest most adorable breed of dogs. Half beagle, half Labrador this dog's intelligence is only surpassed by his perpetual puppy-like cuteness.

My beagladore Mickey is as smart as a lab and as cute as a beagle.

by Icrasus February 20, 2014