Jon Benet

noun - a child performer whose appearance and/or behavior possesses adult characteristics particularly of a sexual nature.

adj - possessing the appearance of having been inappropriately sexualized

noun - "Did you see her floor exercise - what a little Jon Benet!"

adj - "Makeup on children under ten is a bit too JonBenet for my taste."

by Sanjay Thakur September 26, 2005

Jon Benet Ramsey

A 6-year-old girl who was murdered Christmas Eve 1996, the case is still unsolved. This injustice speaks for all social/ethnic groups.

For the love of Jon Benet Ramsey will the Muslims and Jews ever stop fighting?

by justice4all November 9, 2006

The Jon Benet

Having a completely shaved pussy

During her shower this morning, my girlfriend gave herself The Jon Benet!

by ibemeubu May 13, 2009

Jon-Benet style

When adult females shave off all their pussy hair, which looks eerily like a small child's pubic region. Hence the Jon Benet Ramsey reference.

My girlfriend shaved her shit Jon-Benet style. She knows I love a smooth pussy.

by killakalli August 12, 2008

jon benet ramsey

Non alcoholic bar drink - A Shirley Temple without the Cherry (we kicked a guy out of my bar for ordering this).

See Nigga with Gold Teeth (we also kicked a guy out of bar for that one too.

Barkeep... Sling me a Jon Benet Ramsey!

by Uncle Fishbits February 14, 2007

Jon Benet

An act of autoerotic asphyxiation performed by two people. It basically involves getting choked in a basement until climax.

Steve: "Dude, know how Stephanie likes to be choked? Well last night, we went into her basement and she totally let me Jon Benet her!"

by TroyMcClure 13 July 7, 2011

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