catsquatch

A giant cat cat who thinks they're good enough to be a sasquatch. A really big fucking loser.

I saw a catsquatch walking on the side of the road.

by Merchiebaby May 5, 2018

buttsquatch

A buttsquatch, a descriptive word for anything you need to call a buttsquatch. If buttsquatch applies to something then it is a buttsquatch.

Day in the life of a buttsquatch… I take my kids to school.

by anonymous March 8, 2024

Fatsquatch

A person who is simultaneously morbidly obese and smells like Sasquatch. When confronted about either the obesity or the smell, their excuses are notably retarded.

These specimen cannot be as in magneto as Sasquatch because each of their steps cause earthquakes.

Person 1: wtf is that stench??
Person 2: it’s coming from that fatsquatch over there

Person 1: can’t you take a shower?
Fatsquatch: absolutely not! It’ll drain my primate powers

by MFG.24 June 16, 2025