Batmanning

Hanging upside down from something by the strength of your feet and ankles

Retard: "I'm going to take a pic of me planking!"

Bad ass: "Planking is for pussies, I'm batmanning"

by mrbigmclargehuge September 1, 2011

Batmanning

Sacrificing yourself and your image in order to save someone else's feelings.

In order to help his girlfriend get over him, he decided he would resort to batmanning.

by Whtlightnin September 24, 2014

tristion batmann

Interesting character that has a split personality witch effects the way life is led, a nocturnal creature witch is mostly seen at night time when its deep dark outside, this character is someone who is kind and quite amazing at times but if pushed to a limit off anger will self-destruct and all rules are broken witch means messing with this character is not a clever thing too do at all if a enemy wants too live,

Oh look there's tristion batmann

by sarah holland June 2, 2011

Batmanning

The act of opening your coat around someone trying to light a cigarette, bowl, or joint outside when it is windy to block the breeze. To block the wind from blowing out a lighter. Opening your jacket like batman to help a fellow smoker.

Person 1: "The damn wind keeps blowing out my lighter. I can't even smoke!"
Person 2: "Here man let me Batman you, just don't light me on fire"

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Person 1: "The wind was so bad yesterday, we took turns Batmanning eachother to toke"
Person 2: "Batmanning? What's that?"
Person 1: "They just blocked the wind from the one with the joint so it can light"

by xSamix December 23, 2013

batmanning

The act of lurking in a dark corner or shadowy area at a party or social event rather than socializing and engaging with others. Particularly revelant if the person is wearing black articles of clothing. Applies only to a single person, not a group of people.

Danielle, stop batmanning and come play beer pong.

Jim was being really weird last night. He just kept batmanning instead of being a good wingman.

by TheATNgUY December 11, 2012

batmannym22

my dick is angled into a trapezoid

batmannym22 dick hurt when it was up my ass last night

by scooterbob May 18, 2017

batmanning

suddenly and silently disappearing without a trace and with no forewarning becoming completely unreachable by any communications device or service

7:14 pm:

hi sugar

hey lil mama, what's up?

ooh you tickle me with that!

that's what's up, lil mama

what are you doing tonight?

...

hello?

...

8 am the next day

yo, lil mama what's up?

lol, nothin if you keep batmanning out on me like that!!!

by classic1979 April 27, 2009