bestoked

"beyond stoked" - "stoked" is to be completely and intensely enthusiastic or excited about something. "bestoked" is being even more excited than stoked.

"I am bestoked by this news!"

by iatemyhomework June 7, 2017

Bastos

Perverted. Pervert.

When I told her that my fantasy was to dress her up as Abraham Lincoln and watch her screw a pony with a strap-on she told me I was bastos.

by enamon March 12, 2010

Tommy Bastow

The amazingly talented lead singer in the band FranKo.

He's called Tommy Bastow, not 'Dave the Laugh' or 'Joe' from the BT adverts... They are the characters he's played, not his name!

So, if you're ever at a FranKo gig, DON'T call him 'Dave the Laugh' because I'm pretty sure it will annoy him just as much as it annoys a FranKo Fan...

Some silly person: 'OMG! It's Dave the laugh!!!!!!!!'
A FranKo Fan: 'No... it's TOMMY BASTOW, you idiot!'

by FranKoAreTheBestBandEVER August 14, 2012

Baston

born 4/21/82... he perfected the roundhouse kick at a young age. at the age of 7, October 17, 1989 at 5:04 p.m., he performed the kick which actually made contact with a tree and caused the Loma Prieta earthquake.

Caveman forgot bastons lunch for the 5th time... caveman never saw it coming...

by jasonlo54444 October 14, 2008

bastos

filipino term for rude or disrespectful.

1."that Raul Mata is such a bastos today."
2."tangina that bastos sergio telemundo he/she is acting like a bastos!"

by setonioboy March 8, 2005

Baston

1. a cane or stick
2. pants cut
3 school slang for a fat idiot, hopeless in love

1. Oi, get me the BASTON I can't stand up.

2. My mother wants the BASTON cut.

3. Can you not be such a BASTON.

by Yukari Akiyuma May 19, 2018

Bast2k

a french person

"Did you hear about that guy? He's from France"
"oh yeah he's a real Bast2k"

by TomRiddle66 November 29, 2020