bacteria

Tiny beings that you live with.

I live with a bunch of bacteria
I sleep with them too...

by Soap with Pancakes May 23, 2018

Bacterial vaginosis

When your minge stanks of fish and no one wants to come near you cos you’re so stanky. Get it treated. ASAP.

Person 1: eww something smells of fish
Person 2: it wouldn’t if you closed your legs Keira

Person 3: it’s not her fault, she has bacterial vaginosis

by Wagwanblud234 December 16, 2019

Bacteriass

bacteria's that come specifically from the ass

Pink eye happens when you scratch ur ass then rub ur eye ....
Spreading them Bacteriass

by C.R.a.y. August 24, 2016

Baxterian

One who has a soft spot or fondness for Baxter-like personalities.

The librarian was a pseudo Baxterian at heart, and offered her storytelling talents to local children's festivals.

by Merlin's Keep August 8, 2019

Bastering

BASS-TER-ING A combination of the two words bothering and pestering.

Stop bastering me!!

by Morris.Smith June 19, 2020

Cunt Bastering

The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.

Did you hear that Julie is Cunt Bastering herself again? What a worthless piece of shit whore!

by TheGodf@ther August 3, 2018

Micro bacteria brain

Is someone who has a brain the size of a micro bacteria, but only the viruses because they are half the size of a normal cell.

"your such a fruitloop, you have a micro bacteria brain."

by RightOn1234 April 20, 2022