brahstafarian

bro for stoners

he took a crazy rip off that J he must be a true brahstafarian

by brauny91 February 10, 2009

brostafarian

1. A Rastafarian brother
2. An extremely chill bro
3. Yet another righteous rendition of the prefix Bro-

Yo brostafarian, you wanna kick back and chill this weekend?

by Collie Mann May 29, 2008

pastafarian orthodox

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism

"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"

"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"

by blitch May 4, 2010

Rastafarian

A religion that focuses on reaching zion, bringing down Babylon, and worshiping jah Rastafari using marijuana to meditate.

Timmy: gee bob you are quite a Rastafarian with your cannabis sativa and your natty dreads.
Bob: thanks mon, praise jah

by jahmama March 11, 2009

rastafarian old holborn

Weed or Green, cannabis

oi mate you smoked any rastafarian old holborn recently?

by garthy g March 6, 2008

Rastafarianism

How this religion came to be: On the island of jamaica a bunch of christians came together around a camp fire. Not having any wood to burn they unknowingly threw massive amounts of weed aka(ganja, hemp, mary jane)into the flame. The high that followed lasted for days, and days and days. At this time period, there was a restaurant called Zion. Being that they had the munchies for a month, they ate massive amounts of food at Zion's. The favorite menu item was jahfries. However, massive constipation soon followed the ingestion of said item. The only cure for this type of constipation was to dig JahRoots up out of the ground. Thus, Rastafarians around the world love jah roots, and wish to get to Zion, where jahfries are abundant.

Me and my Rastafarian acquaintance are on our way to Zion. Brrrraaap!
Rastafarianism.

by JahRootsBrrraapp! April 27, 2009

rastafarian

A sect, originally Jamaican, whose tenets include revering former Ethiopian emperor Haile Selassie, one of whose titles was "Ras Tafari." Also rasta or rastaman.

Many reggae singers are rastafarians.

by cornholio October 13, 2003