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assturbation-fueled car

The homosexual counterpart of the masturbation-fueled car. It is a car that has been painted in all sorts of gay pride colors, symbols, and slogans, and is driven by a gay man or lesbian in hopes that he/she will get as many gay lovers as desired.
Why just look at that faggot asshat in the assturbation-fueled car over there!
by Mark H July 15, 2004
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Bathturbation

The act of masturbating in the shower. It's much harder for someone to be caught doing this, but they'll probably end up using up all of the hot water.
Example 1: Bob has been in the shower for 2 hours now. What's taking him so long? Is he bathurbating?

Example 2: Bathturbation is much easier than normal masturbation. No one will ever catch you in the act!
by JohnMaddenFootball May 11, 2014
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double assturbation

See "double anal tug"

A sexual act in which two women (or men, whatever the preference) simultaneously jerk off an erect male using both of their asses with the penis in between the four ass cheeks, long-ways along both ass cracks.
Being the booty lover that he is, Stan likes to get a couple of big assed girls, oil up their thick booties, and get them to jerk him off using the ol' double assturbation technique.
by actionman777 April 2, 2010
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busturbation

The act of touching one's genitals on a public bus.
Dude, that homeless guy was practicing some serious busturbation in the seat next to me! SICK!!
by NuttyByNature2 July 21, 2010
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bansturbation

The act of banning oneself.
Luuv likes to participate bansturbation.
by KL2789 October 10, 2007
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massturbation

Cult cultured fornication clit fascination that's become somewhat of a couture overture.
A huge public frenzy erupted over the alleged massturbation when it was over.
by Hercolena Oliver May 8, 2008
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blasturbation

Noun: An effect occurring after such extensive periods of masturbation. The effect will either be that of: lack of semen or "cum"; or no semen at all.
"Haha Dan can't cum."
"Dude, I just have blasturbation real bad!"
"Dan, no. You just can't cum."
by hank kaplan May 27, 2008
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