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Freddie Bartholomew 

A mocktail made with ginger ale and Rose's lime juice.
A Freddie Bartholomew is like a Shirley Temple, only a little less girly. Hence the name.
Freddie Bartholomew by Dlana June 9, 2007

Dimitrius Damarcus Bartholomew James 3rd jr 

The best Giganotosaurous to walk upon this Earth
"Yo look, it's Dimitrius Damarcus Bartholomew James 3rd jr."

Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James lll 

He is a big brolick black dude named fucking Demetrius
And he’s also a sex offender
And is morbaly obese
Bro Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James lll Is chasing me

dmitri demarcus bartholomew james III jr. 

my homboy
"yo , dmitri demarcus bartholomew james III jr. is my homie bro."

Bartholomew Cubbins 

Bartholomew Cubbins is an imaginary character created by Jared Leto (actor/singer/guitarist) Bartholomew Cubbins directs all the new 30 Seconds To Mars's music videos, he directed The Kill & From Yesterday and he's in the process of directing the, Beautiful Lie music video now.

.. Bartholomew Cubbins is the best Director EVERRRRRR!

Guy #1 WHOA! I heard From Yesterday was the most expensive music video ever!!!! It was sooo cool with all the fireworks and Samurai's, crazy!!!

Guy #2 Yeah it's the most expensive music video and the coolest! Bartholomew Cubbins directed it.

Bartholomew Cubbins by Timmy Leto January 11, 2009

Bartholomew 

A friendly, inquisitive alligator, he spends time in Palm Beach, hanging around with royalty, notably The Viscount. His spectacles give him a scholarly look, but his teeth are real.
Bartholomew lay next to The Viscount and waved his tail at Sabi, with all in the party basking in the sun.