by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016
Get the barn boss mug.Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.
Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.
by cmpgamer November 8, 2014
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by dagwood5 June 19, 2013
Get the Red Barn mug.Patrick: Once upon a time there was an Ugly Barnacle it was so ugly that everyone died... The end
Spongebob: that didnt help at all :(
Spongebob: that didnt help at all :(
by Endoku May 4, 2010
Get the Ugly Barnacle mug.Guy 1: Yo i talked shit about lil barnacle and he now owns my house and my toilet I have to shit outside now .
Guy2: thats why you don't talk shit about him
Guy2: thats why you don't talk shit about him
by Shit monster December 19, 2017
Get the Lil barnacle mug.A grown-ass man who frequently hangs out with other “Barn Babies”, usually in a garage or pole barn, while wearing a baby mask. A “Barn Baby” must consume excessive amounts of Peppermint Schnapps and White Claws in order to survive. Common activities include shitting on things, lighting things on fire, riding off-road vehicles, and office popping.
I had a real Barn Baby night last Saturday. One of the Barn Babies got third degree burns from kicking a cup full of flaming gasoline!
by Lil’ Adolf March 7, 2019
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