Simon and Garfunkel Shit

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

by Pheecees August 4, 2022

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garfunkel

To get rid of the less talented or useful item in a set.

The Sox will Garfunkel Ramirez when hell freezes over.

Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!

I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.

by Fran LeMoine October 1, 2005

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barfunkel • barfunkle • Garfunkel • Garfunkeling • garfunkeled • Garfunkel'd • Garfunkeler • Garfunkelitis • Garfunkel Lock • Garfunkel Says

garfunkel

to take a giagantic shit which usually results in the bleeding of the anus

I garfunkelled in your mom's vagina last night!

by asdfasdfsadfadsf June 26, 2006

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barfunkle

Typically used like "Flabbergasted" and "Befuddled"

damn, the way she gave me that cranium left me barfunkled.

by DenverNio June 1, 2022

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1. A man (usually rail thin) who hasn't ever trimmed his mess of curly pubes, which now resemble Art Garfunkel's jew fro.

2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.

"Sarah, how was sex with Ian?"

"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

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Baffuckeld

Finding oneself....
"Painted into a corner"

OR ....

some similar type of
"TighT ASs" (usually both self induced)

&....

"TOTALLY 100% Avoidable" dilemma that creates the abrupt combination of feeling that your first BAFFELD, and then caught off guard by a old HUGE but Wayyyyy too familiar wave of....
"I'M SO FUCKED"
That just came crashing down you.
Weirder yet, your miles from any known bodies of water at that moment.
..¿¿¿¿????.

She left me feeling totally baffuckeld by the way she demanded that I now buy her out of our business after 10 successful years of starting it together and co- owning it.

by PeRi_OuGHTaY. November 14, 2019

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