Burberry

This is infact a very expensive brandname, but the b*st*rd townies decided to buy cheap burberry items from the market, to make themselves look hard and like an old womans hat.
Also see scally, townie and tinnie

Townie: "w'eh look at ma blingin' burberry init"

by John Greenfield May 21, 2004

burberry sandwich

Burberry sandwich :

1. Being mugged or stuck in a group of people, normally chavs.

2. Also the name of an unsigned SKA band in Kent

Rick - Poor Tim was in a bad burberry sandwich, took his money phone everything

Paul - Damed chavs...

by Sin and Smile December 26, 2008

burberry

Tartan for twats. Disgusting brown check-patterned clobber worn by tasteless morons (see townie) who live in shabby provincial towns like Staines, Basingstoke, and Plymouth, listen to mind-numbing dance/garridge/rap music, and hang around shopping centres in groups of about 27 (like their idols, Blazin' Squad) so they can safely beat up and rob anybody sporting long hair, jeans, and a Nirvana t-shirt "cos they're queer, innit!" Most members of the 'burberry massive' (regardless of sex) wear a cheap imitation type of burberry purchased at the local market for a fiver - if its the genuine article, you know its been stolen! The most common form of burberry clothing worn by the male of the species is a hideous brown-checked baseball cap, worn at a pointed 45-degree angle, designed to facilitate the headbutting of lamp posts/students/goths, as well as allowing them to see where they're going when walking with their heads facing the floor (to allow the easy discharge of chewing gum, phlegm, and/or
3 litres of White Lightening cider. In other words, a dole monkey's prison blues!!!

Moron 1: "Wot do ya fink of my boss Burberry threads!"
Moron 2: "Yeh, dats da bizness, now all ya need is the trakkie bottoms tucked into fuck-off big Reeboks an' you can join the crew, innit?"
Moron 1: "Yeh, maybe I should steal some like, ugh! ugh! ugh!"
Moron 2: "Massive!!!"

by Antitownie April 12, 2004

burberry ape

Unsophisticated person from the lower echelons of society. Taken from chavs or pikeys who commonly wear fake Burberry accessories in a poor British imitation of bling culture.

The native habitat of the burberry Ape is a city centre pub on the weekend. At kicking out time, he will migrate to the kebab van in order to perform a ritual mating display to slappers, whereby he gets in a pointless and utterly predictable fight with another Burberry Ape.

by Simon Dykes January 12, 2006

burberry

What you call plaid when you pay too much for it.

Ohh plaid interior. No its burberry

by bob saget March 26, 2004

Burberry

A checkered designer pattern that is rather nice.
Worn by Charvers and Football Hooligans.
But of course, not everyone who wears Burberry is either a Charver or a Football Hooligan.

It really isn't as bad as people think.

by Glittery Goddess June 27, 2004

burberry

the official cltohing supplier of NEDS

oh theres a ned wearing burberry wot a surprise

by waaaay April 29, 2004