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barbed wiring

A mutilative sex act in which a length of barbed wire is inserted into the anus of an individual and pulled out like anal beads. If two are involved, the penis of the other individual is also inserted, with the barbed wire, into the anus.
When Ugandan militants entered the village, the first thing they did was demonstrate their authority by barbed wiring five local men.
by rasperas August 2, 2011
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barbed wire

what meathead macho fucks get tattood around their bicep because they want to appear tougher, and because they have no creativity or originality, so they get barbedwire on their arms
macho dave ripped off all his sleeves so he could show the school his lame-ass barbed wire tattoo. what a pussy
by emohammers December 10, 2003
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Barbed Wire Dildo

The barbed wire dildo is a tool used for the raping of deserving men.

This contraption is usually a home made device that is manufactured with the combination of a day to day x large dildo, with heavy duty barbed wire wrapped along the entire length (usually melted in for extra durabilty). Some people also mix it up by melting shards of glass and rusty nails to make the experience more interesting.
Mel and I were so angry that we decided to rape his anus with the barbed wire dildo.
by MelPOM August 30, 2009
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Barbed Wire Trick

act of shoving a lubed piece of PVC pipe full of barbed wire into a persons anus and removing the PVC, causing their anus to clamp down on the barbed wire. Chance of survival: 0%
"I'm gonna pull a barbed wire trick on that motherfucker!"
by myst1c February 5, 2008
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Barbed wire kangaroo

When you roofie someone, cut open their stomach and put kittens inside. Then, sew the stomach back up. Punch the person in the stomach, causing the kittens to claw their way out, bursting through the seams. The claws will feel like barbed wire and the person will look like a kangaroo with babies in their pouch.
She said she was a freak, but she wasn’t ready for that Barbed Wire Kangaroo!
by ProbablyAjax March 12, 2021
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barbed wire

The defence that a girl puts in place to protect herself from being touched intimately.
Katzy wants to get it on with Sophie but he's scared of the barbed wire....
by KDR September 3, 2008
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barbed penis

A penis that feels like it's going to kill your vagina. Normally when you are a virgin
Ugghh. He had such a barbed penis
by Stratton2163 January 28, 2015
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