Bratarded

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.

-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"

by djgringo June 16, 2010

bartard

when somebody becomes impaired (retarded) from eating too many zanex pills, or another over the counter drug

Chris is an absolute bartard!

by Jon Harding February 10, 2007

bartard

Someone who habitually uses Xanax, a antipsychotic perscription drug which interferes with receptors in the brain.
Non-generic Xanax pills are characterized by a linking of four breakable squares in linked a horizantal line, taking on a "bar" like appearance. With key nuertotransmitters blocked off, the behavior of a bartard in question can often be recognized by massive confusion bordering on belligerence. Subject may not be capable of comprehending certain simple concepts, hence the implementation of "tard" as a suffix.

Courteny Love; a large percentage of high school students in Texas and California.

Mike got all quadded out and drove his Prelude off-road on the park running trails to see how far he was jogging a day on his odometer, he's really becoming something of a bartard.

by Nick Beam December 28, 2005

Bartard

An individual who consumes Xanax, or Alprazolam on a frequent basis. The term can also be used in reference to other recreational benzo users such as those who frequent Benadryl, or Valium.

I swear, Jimmy is a complete bartard.

Or more commonly:

Yo, I think ya boi Jimmy Jams is Barrin' out, man!

by mattbro10 April 6, 2017

Barretard

Angry`Chakra from 2wai in disguise

When Chakra thinks no one is around he uses a barret and becomes a "barretard"

by . February 1, 2004

Bartard

Any person that loves benzodiazepines and opiates/opioids.

I love Xanax and Lean. I'm a bartard.

by Laura Psychedelia February 11, 2022

barbitard

A pretty, or not so pretty, girl or woman who is really dumb or incompetent. Combination of the words Barbie, as in Barbie doll, and retard. Barbitard.

That manager is really pretty, but she's so dumb. She got fired because she's a barbitard.

by Zzzt June 14, 2005