Baptist

Adjective for someone who "doesn't drink" and "doesn't have sex" but gets wasted on fireball and takes it up the ass

Girl A: I thought she was baptist
Girl B: Obviously... can't you tell by the cinnamon on her breath and the scabs on her knees

Baptist by BigGail April 28, 2017

baptist

Allies of ourselves, the Catholics, in our war against immorality and ungodliness aka *cough cough* gay marriage *cough cough* If you're gonna go to hell for something, it's gonna be that.

Baptists, like us, are a Republican denomination.

If a punk-rocker liberal walked into a Baptist church, he would probably get doused with holy water in an attempt to vanquish his impure ass. The same can be said about Catholic churches.

Righteousness will always prevail.

baptist by The Road Warrior July 26, 2005

Baptist

A person who dunks a cunts head into some water

That guy there is a baptist

Baptist by Dave Gray February 27, 2019

Baptist bikini

A Baptist bikini is a woman's swimsuit with mid-thigh length shorts and a full, multilined halter top. This is designed to minimize the degree of sexiness of the wearer.

Jessica could go swimming only if she wore either a maillor or a Baptist bikini.

Baptist bikini by Elvis Wearing a Bra on Head March 26, 2009

Baptist In The Church House 

To Be used like Sugar Honey Iced Tea, when you can not openly curse Baptist In The Church House means Bitch.

That Baptist In The Church House still hasn't payed me all my money.

Baptist In The Church House by Professorlacy July 15, 2010

Baptist hand job 

A masturbatory act in which the penis is stimulated to erection, but not to ejaculation.

Peggy Sue allowed Cletus a Baptist hand job during their courtship, thinking that it wasn't sex but kept him on the line.

Baptist hand job by Elvis wearing a bra July 21, 2005

Baptist door 

The back door of a liquor store in the Bible Belt open to the public. Baptists typically use this door to buy booze without being sighted by members of their congregation/family members

Thank God the Corner Store changed their back door to a Baptist door. I was tired of driving to the ghetto to buy booze

Baptist door by bbbeeeaaasssttt October 29, 2010