lesbian baptized

when a girl is riding your face and squirts so much that you end up almost drowning but it's the best experience ever

me: dude I just got lesbian baptized

other: holy fuck are you for real!?

by c-h-e-t April 20, 2019

baptized

Diluted with water or some other worthless, inert substance. Primarily applies to liquor or other drugs.

I see that this Whisky has been baptized, and that well!

by Bob Prochko September 28, 2005

baptized

southern states, "bible belt" states; to be humiliated or publicly embarassed.

Did you see Joe dunk all over Nick. Nick got baptized.

by Zag May 16, 2004

Baptized

The task of baptizing someone requires 3 people (atleast 2 of these people need male genitalia). The easiest place to baptize someone is in community showers or even outside if it is raining. Person #1 stretches out his scronum making a small bowl to collect water. Person #2 dick slaps Person #1's scronum splashing the collected water onto Person #3's face who is kneeling, thus baptizing him/her.

Carl: Hey Dave Joe wants to get baptized! I call being person #1!
Dave: Woohoo!
Carl: Look how much water is in my sack!
Dave: Can we wait 20 minutes? Im hard!
Joe: No, I want it now! And it's better if you're hard.
Dave: Alright here goes nothing.
Carl: Im getting hard too now hahaha!
*splash*
Joe: ahhhh! The power of christ compels me!

by Nohomo69 August 8, 2015

baptized by freedom

When a Bald Eagle shits on your head while flying over you.

Mike was baptized by freedom while he was looking up to see a Bald Eagle fly overhead.

by strykermech June 12, 2019

Baptise the skinny fat rat

HES A VERY FREAKY NASTY BOY .EATS HEALTHY. DOESNT HAVE FRIENDS.DEPRESSED AND LONELY.HE LIKE

S DANCING BUT HES VERY BAD AT IT. HAS ANGER ISSUES. TOOOOOOO FRENCH.

Baptise the skinny fat rat is fat.

by Sarra_bestiebaddie October 17, 2021

Baptized

When someone out-done's someone else

yooo that kid just got baptized

by zuuk1 February 16, 2022