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Lorenzo Los Banos

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Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.

Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.

Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
"Bro, did you just realign my entire career path with one Substack post?"
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
by The Omega Origin June 16, 2025
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bandsaw

A high difficulty sexual maneuver. One who attempts the bandsaw requires: one pair of golf cleats, one pair of thumbs, one willing victim.

First, place your cleated foot upon the back of said victim's head, applying enough pressure so they can squirm but not escape. Next, hock the largest wad of spit you can muster onto their butthole, and fasten first thumb deeply into the slippery crevasse. Once first thumb is secured properly, fire second thumb into one's own butthole. With a firm grip upon each sphincter, pierce the victims funzone with your love rocket.
Dude, it's not a bandsaw if you put both thumbs in your butt
by ninjadust May 12, 2016
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Bangswift

People that love and support Taylor Swift and BTS equally without being a biased prick and throwing either of the iconic legends under the bus, no matter what kind of downright ridiculous bullshit is thrown at them. The name is a hybrid of “Bangtan Sonyeondan” and “Taylor Swift”, popularly used by people who are fans of both the artists.

It is an ever-growing clique filled with brave and open minded stans that firmly believe in the fact that one doesn't need to drag one artist down to lift the another. BTS met Taylor Swift at the 2018 BBMAs, and it has fueled the passion in the hearts of the Bangswift stans.
A: “The bangswift stans are truly braver than the US marines. They took shit from both the fandoms when they were against each other's throats.”

B: “I know right? They truly deserve the world!”
by pjmswift June 11, 2018
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i can’t bangs with you

I can’t hang affiliate you in times of hardship/struggle.
Yo You snitched to the federals during interrogations I can’t bangs with you..
by LegendaryAnt February 4, 2018
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lol banes

lol banes is a more street way of saying laugh out loud. The name "banes" can also be used for close friends, or friends you have lots of banter with.
guy1: did you hear that guys funny story?!
guy 2: yeah, I know! lol banes!!

or

girl 1: Banes, I've missed you so much!
girl 2: Omg, I missed you more banes!
by I'm a banes worm January 12, 2018
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pinche baboso

Spanish slang for a really big dumb ass, idiot or fool.
Juan, every time you speak you sound like a Pinche Baboso.
by The fisheye August 4, 2017
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Arthur Bangs

A bald English teacher who is closely related to the devil.
student 1: what class so you have next
student 2: Fuckin Arthur Bangs english wonderland
student 1: oof
by lil alex with the chain April 12, 2019
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