A sandwich that has little to no flavor, a sandwich that looks better on the menu than it actually is.
Billiam: "Hey bro, have you had the steak & cheese sandwich from Subway?"
Thackeray: "Why no I haven't, Billiam! I prefer eating good food instead of blandwiches."
Thackeray: "Why no I haven't, Billiam! I prefer eating good food instead of blandwiches."
by GoldTeefPimp August 27, 2013
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Siddhartha: Last month I visited India for my project & found that all ISPs are suffering from bandwidth diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea
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Friend: " yo you check out that OVO Playlist on spotify??"
Me: " I only did an OVO Sandwitch while I was getting ready in the morning"
Me: " I only did an OVO Sandwitch while I was getting ready in the morning"
by Final Aura March 23, 2022
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b. A person who consumes resources in an office but does no actual work. waste of skin waste of carbon lazy worthless
b. A person who consumes resources in an office but does no actual work. waste of skin waste of carbon lazy worthless
by JennBenn September 10, 2008
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Get the Death Sandwitch mug.Guy 1: Hey, torrent Gears of War 3 for me? My internet's capped. :(
Bandwidth Jew: Uh, sorry. I don't like downloading large files (Secretly downloads shitloads of porn). Just wait for your internet to uncap. kthnx :)
Bandwidth Jew: Uh, sorry. I don't like downloading large files (Secretly downloads shitloads of porn). Just wait for your internet to uncap. kthnx :)
by ewooo October 4, 2011
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Quite literally, a witch who lives in the sand. The sandwitch is most commonly found living 2.4 meters under the sands in the sub-Saharan region of Africa though they may be found in virtually any sandy location such as beaches and golf course bunkers.
Sandwitches don't cast frequent spells; though they are known on occasion to cause cause cats to meow at the moon.
Quite literally, a witch who lives in the sand. The sandwitch is most commonly found living 2.4 meters under the sands in the sub-Saharan region of Africa though they may be found in virtually any sandy location such as beaches and golf course bunkers.
Sandwitches don't cast frequent spells; though they are known on occasion to cause cause cats to meow at the moon.
{Drake}: Why is that silly cat looking at the moon and meowing at it?
{Josh}: I dunno. Must be a sandwitch nearby.
{Josh}: I dunno. Must be a sandwitch nearby.
by Telephony November 13, 2018
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