Ace Bandage Wrap

Girls must use Ace Bandage Wrap when playing a guy role in a play so their boobs to stick out.

Director: You're going to have to do something about the breastes
Girl: I'll use Ace Bandage Wrap!

by asgewt August 2, 2009

Booze Bandage

The best thing to happen since drinking! It's a patch you wear while you drink so you're not as hungover the next day. You sneak these on so your friends suffer like little bitches and you look like a superhero!

Slap this Booze Bandage on and you're good to go!

by nautiginger July 16, 2019

Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022

bandage and manage

when referring to s/h inflicting wounds on yourself and covering them up

bandage and manage lol

by stumvi March 7, 2021

Bandager

A band's manager.

Clyde: "Who is your band's manager?"

Brandon: "Correction, bandager."

by Alaric C. October 28, 2014

Bandage(s)

A kind of wrapping that can be used to cover a wound. There is an upgraded version of this that is known as a Dazai Osamu. This latter type of bandage comes with a body that has brown hair and is 181 cm in height. Nobody knows what happens if you try to unravel a Dazai type of bandage.

Person A: I think I need some bandage(s).
Person B: I don't have a normal bandage, but I do have this Dazai.
Person A: Sure, that works.

by bumblehouse November 27, 2023

bandaged billy

1. Washed-rind bandaged goat cheddar with a caramelized, nutty flavor.
2. A penis that has been taped shut, usually because no condom is available at the time. Not advisable, as duck tape and similar products often do not stretch to the extent that would be necessary to prevent the skin from ripping whilst still blocking semen from leaking through the tape.

1. I tasted bandaged billy for the first time when I paid a visit to the local deli shop yesterday. Love the taste!
2. Neither John nor Mary had a condom with them, but they really wanted to go at it. They found some fabric tape, though, so it was time for doing the bandaged billy.

by omgwtfdefinition September 12, 2010