one who is enamored with, and lives , eats, sleeps and for all over intensive purposes is infected by the band.
a band geeks profile status, today: woke up for band,put on band uniform, played in the parade with the band, took off band uniform,ate lunch with other "bandies", put on band uniform, played pre game with the band, played half'time with the band, took a nap at band in the middle of the football game with like 50 other "bandies", took off band uniform, ate supper with the "bandies." I love band
by britishbuegler October 10, 2010
A high school student who is involved with the school band (usually marching band). These students are often think that band is the best thing in the world and are usually very snotty and condescending to outsiders who think otherwise. They often skip classes in order to be in the band room like chorus geeks. These students are often condemned to having EXTREME social awkwardness and making EXCESSIVE lame inside jokes that aren't even remotely funny, it's almost like they're autistic. Usually there is an alpha nerd who is basically the center of attention. The alpha is either the biggest douchebag in the entire world but on rare occasions, they're actually cool and funny. Male band geeks often hug and grope female band geeks, the girls don't mind because they probably think that they're gay. Band geeks absolutely despise guitarists, they reject anybody with a rock 'n' roll approach to music, but they fucking worship the jazz band guitarist. The jazz guitarist is usually THE biggest douche of them all because he thinks that he's better than all other guitarists in the school. Being in a music theory class with these jack-offs is fucking torture because if you're the one person in that entire class that isn't in band, you're the odd man out, stuck in a fucking classroom for an hour listening to their shitty jokes, them going "AW!" when you ask a question that all of them know the answer to, and their shitty conversations!
Band Geek: How come you don't join band?
Me: Because I like the freedom to improvise, write my own songs, practice whenever I want, and not become a fucking band geek!
Me: Because I like the freedom to improvise, write my own songs, practice whenever I want, and not become a fucking band geek!
by DrFingerGood July 21, 2011
Crazy people who have been known to mess around on busses, esspecailly ones going to MICCA :) (You know who you are!!)
Band Geeks Rule!!!
by SouthSideChillin June 11, 2003
1-is bisectional
2-is usualy in the marching band
3-goes to football games mainy to play in the pep-band
4-changes on buses in frount of the whold band with no problem
5-most of the girls are bisexual
6-there home page is there band website
7-LIVE in teh band room
8-try to skip all classes for band
9-think you drum majior or director is GOD
2-is usualy in the marching band
3-goes to football games mainy to play in the pep-band
4-changes on buses in frount of the whold band with no problem
5-most of the girls are bisexual
6-there home page is there band website
7-LIVE in teh band room
8-try to skip all classes for band
9-think you drum majior or director is GOD
by bandgeeklmafo November 22, 2006
by Anonymous June 10, 2003
by The Whole Entire World March 11, 2005
A Dork, Nerd, Douchebag, Fucktard! Spends all their time talking worthless band smack. Moves in odd clicks only with other band geeks. A hater of sports or anyone with atletic ability. The douchebag that always got their books and that lame ass instrument case slapped out of their hands in school. Non-Pussy getter unless a trick within the nerd click is handin it out. Thinks anyone NOT in the band is a loser. Can't dress for shit. Always look out for floods, white high-top Reebok shoes from the 1980's, shitty hair style, taped glasses frame, possibly a pocket protector with an exploded pen stain on the pocket. Things killer bands like Metallica, Slayer, Ozzy, Staind and Alice in Chains are lame. A band geek can always play the Barney song on their instrument. Blogs with other band geeks about sheet music and band camp experiences. Has only seen pussy when his mom gets out of the shower. Thinks condoms are flute covers. Need I say more?
Kill- "Yo, Band Geek..come over here douchebag!"
Band Geek- "Um, I'm late for band practice and my bike has a flat tire."
Kill- "Get in my trunk fuckface, I'll drop you off!"
Band Geek- "Um ok."
Band Geek- "Um, I'm late for band practice and my bike has a flat tire."
Kill- "Get in my trunk fuckface, I'll drop you off!"
Band Geek- "Um ok."
by Kill1349Chief February 03, 2009