Blumpadactyl

A sexual act that combines a pterodactyl (see definition) and a blumpkin (see definition) i.e. everyone is shitting. In order to perform this task you must have an unusual arrangement of toilets, 2 other friends, and a skankasaurous rex (see definition).

My two buddies and I got a blumpadactyl last night. That's it.

by a doucher May 21, 2011

Blumparooni

The act of licking someones butt cheeks while they are defecating. Close cousin of the Blumpkin.

I don't know if I can be with John anymore. Last night he asked me to give him a Blumparooni.

by UrDiction September 3, 2018

Blumpabration

When a man has a party to the occasion that he has recieved a blumpkin.
(See "Blumpkin")

After waiting for weeks for stacey to give him a blumpkin, march 30, John was able to finally have a blumpabration.

by Mike Norris May 10, 2006

balumptuous

adj: having a large bottom and pleasing curves, a very sexy guy

Jon has a balumptuous ass.

by PimpDaddyB May 26, 2005

balumptuous

adj: A guy having nice and pleasing curves, especially those of the posterior

Jonathan has a balumptuous rump!

by PimpDaddyB May 30, 2005

Blumpalingus

The practice by which a person enacts the process of cunalingus whilst the receiver passes a stool on the toilet.

Derrick likes giving Sara blumpalingus.

by lock & lock March 22, 2011

bulumpalump

An extremly lazy person. Lays around all day. Nothing to do. No where to go. Nothing but time on their hands. Someone who usually doesn't get dressed on a Saturday afternoon.

Jonathon and Steven laze around all day like big fat bulumpalumps.

by KoolKatx3 January 12, 2008