ass blos·som as blos-uhm-n. a burgeoning rectal sphincter. The purtruding rosey inards of a chick that got ass fucked really hard. Sometimes a result of fisting or large object insertion.
...and then Mike fucked her ass right after Joey; she just laid there moaning with her ass blossom all stickin' out n' shit!
by JJM Productions July 18, 2007
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by grandmalover96 July 26, 2018
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by Ray_Rios August 20, 2020
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by Leef September 22, 2007
Get the death blossom mug.The first weekend in May when the entire town of Winchester, VA goes crazy. Vendors come out and set up carnival-style games on the Old Town Mall aka Midway. Apple Blossom is also notorious for being a drinking holdiay. There are parties everywhere and drunk people stagger around the town like nobody's business. The town sets up fireworks and there are three parades on Friday, Sturday, and Sunday. Schools close normally for a few days for an extended weekend and the Apple Blossom colors, pink and green, are everywhere. It is supposed to celebrate the blooming of the apple blossoms throughout the land...fuck that lets just get drunk.
Last year at Apple Blossom I filled my camelback with beer and walked around all day on Midway with friends playing ridiculious carnival games.
by Se7enEi8htNi9e April 5, 2009
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by Grammarwhiskey February 21, 2015
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that girl right there... she a true cherry blossom.
i met this cherry blossom of a girl this weekend. talk about perfect
i was walking through the room and there were a few cherry blossoms walking through, my heart stopped.
i met this cherry blossom of a girl this weekend. talk about perfect
i was walking through the room and there were a few cherry blossoms walking through, my heart stopped.
by radical-edwerd September 13, 2010
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