cock baloon

n; whilst engaging in foreplay, the state of the male penis when it is fully prepared for penetration. Symptoms of this state are usually big, red/purple, throbbing, uncontrollable penises.

"Randy, I think we should skip the forplay, you've got yourself a cock baloon!"

by The_Guy_who_was_lost_in_the_mists_of_evermore December 13, 2005

desi baloon

peasant girls wearing red, green, blue, yellow dresses of vibrant colours that are common in rural india.

ye sab desi baloon pe line maarne se koi faayda nahi hoga. woh to uske jaise desi ko ho pategi.

by pirate of the basein creek July 04, 2009

Baloon Bum

A girl that is an ass whore (A girl who loves anal sex), and her rump is inflating enormously like a baloon.

"Does Jenny like it in her anal? Cause it looks like she is getting a Baloon Bum!!!"

by Insane V April 12, 2004

baloon job

another word for giving and or getting head.

that krumpet gives good baloon jobs.

by Dude October 18, 2002

water baloon

when you are eating a pregnant girl out and her water breaks!!!

dude, i was eatin out my bitch and she totally water balooned

by ngr_plz March 24, 2005

lead baloon

a failure, especially a severe one

a movie based on a game is usually a lead baloon.

by The Return of Light Joker June 14, 2008

Fart baloon III

A baloon that is blown up using dehydrated farts.

To blow up baloons using the fart baloon III method is very economical. Save your shit for a few months , then put your big pile of shit into an industrial dehydrator. Eat the dehydrated shit and wait a couple hours. By then you will have a considerable amount of gas. Then simply use the Fart baloon II method to fill some baloons. If you do not know the fart baloon II method then google it.Tie your fart baloons to a lawn chair, sit in it and you will be able to float at least 20 feet up if you use about 30 fart baloons.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 21, 2017