ballsnart

When you sneeze and fart at the same time and all of a sudden you get a crazy intense ball-sack itch.

Yo bro last night I was cuddling with bae and I ballsnarted so hard it was "nuts".

by Thecrazystapler April 23, 2016

Ballard

A seattle high school known for being the worlds largest flaming shit hole.

god damn bro i’m so happy i don’t go to that fucking shit hole of a school Ballard

by biggie—-k September 26, 2023

The back door Ballard County slaw dog

While wearing a bomber green condom you Lube a girl's butt up with Hellman's mayonnaise inline her butt cheeks with slaw then violently anally penetrated her

Oh yeah I was back behind the grocery store the other day giving this girl The back door Ballard County slaw dog.

by Cairo Jerry July 12, 2019

ballard

(verb)bal-urd

To "ballard" is to suddenly dismiss yourself from anything after either an argument, extreme frustration, or loss.

"Come on, bro. Don't BALLARD on us."

"That asshole BALLARDS all the fucking time."

by keyserRG September 27, 2011

ballard

shitty; terrible; awful

Wow, that was completely ballard!

by Pritchard Allen December 14, 2008

ballard

a really shitty school in north seattle known for its std's and loudmouth kids

Damn ballard's helllllllla gay

by yoitsu February 7, 2008

ballard

Someone who lacks intelligence.

Look how stupid he is what a ballard

by R Mathews August 15, 2007