ballstaff

masturbating with your left hand while giuding it with your right

" my right hand is bandeged up so i had to ballstaff it last night

by David the bravid July 6, 2005

Ballscape

the very explicit and detailed outline, much like that of a topographical map, of male genitalia visible through clothing, usually via tight pants/jeans.

Chuck Norris' jeans are so tight in Walker, Texas Ranger, you can see his whole ballscape!

by superflypmp January 6, 2009

ballstacio

A common term used to describe somebody who has a mustache on their ballsack. It is a birth defect and it can not be fixed with surgery.

Person 1: "what is this mustache on my balls?"

Person 2: "certainly it is a ballstacio"

Person 1:"certainly"

by apieceofshit April 21, 2011

Ballottery

The Ballot Lottery, where the person you vote for only has a 50/50 odds of actually representing you, and even if they win, it doesn't matter, because the other party won't work with them anyway. So you always lose.

There really aren't any winners of the Ballottery.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 20, 2010

ballstache

When you place your ballsack across someone's upper lip. If done correctly, your cock should rest on their forehead.

While Mary was giving me a blowjob I decided to surprise her with a ballstache.

by Stiffboy May 8, 2005

Ball State

Testicle Tech

Joanie wasn’t able to get into Indiana or Purdue, so she settled for Ball State instead.

by Bra55Flam1ngo July 14, 2021

Ballsoaker

Hot as shit, sweaty.

'Twas a real Ballsoaker today

by DDiddy October 24, 2007