Ballsass

n. The area between ones (usually male, occasionally transvestite's) testicles and anus (or, of course, balls and ass). The region is often covered with hard to shave hair, and may or may not contain a thin vertical stitching/lining of skin.
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Also may refer to someone who is exceptionally "hokee" (pronounced hoe-key) or blatantly full-of-themself.
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Works as a curse word in cases of realized clumsiness or stupidity.
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-Also the alias of an exceptional Halo 2/Halo 3 player. (The name was eventually rejected from Xbox Live and the user forced to create a new one as part of Xbox Live policy.)

When he sat on a knife, doctors had to give him 8 stitches, right up the ballsass.

"Check out the balls on THAT ballsass!" -(in reference to a hokee individual.... acting hokee)

by V Ma January 6, 2009

balistashit

When a rhino(a guy) fucks you up the butt and you shit on its horn (his penis)

When someone is beating you by so much its balistashit

When you realized you just buttfucked your cousin

I was with Jake last night when I balistashited him

Man, your winning by so much its balistashit

Shit man, i just balistashited Emily

by The Jareds January 16, 2010

ballwash

a phenomenon that happens to males while pooping on an oversensitive auto flush toilet.

Steve: I was taking a dump at Home Depot, reached down to answer my phone, it triggered the autoflush and it drenched my sack.

Jeremy: Dude, sounds like you got a ballwash.

by turnyourface July 20, 2010

ballrash

Ballrash normally occurs after rubbing your scrotum against your sex partners partly shaved bearded dragon. This practise is a result of not wanting to shoot a load into your partners vaginal area but rather pull out rub your srotum along the partly shaved hairy bicycle rack to shoot your load over the stomach and breast region of your partner.

'I pulled out the other night and have the MRS and ballsack rub on her partly shaved pussy and ended up with ballrash'

by Blogmaster December 30, 2007

ballstasticle

Fantastic like balls.
the combination of balls(testes) fantisic(super) and testicle(balls)

Dude this sandwhich is Ballstasticle

by Booty Brown March 13, 2008

Ballwasher

One who proceeds to wash the man ball in their moulth. uses much tongue and enjoys it thrurrowly

"Mike Roper i a bigtime Ballwasher."
"Yeah,i know he slobbed my nob a while ago."
"Sucks at paintball too."

by Jim T January 6, 2004

ballwash

as if. a load of crap. ain't gonna happen. who you trying to fool?

phil was asked to dj till 4am. well thats just ballwash.

by trixie g. February 14, 2005