ballsneeze

v. An event where the male's genitalia becomes stimulated to the point that the testicles ("balls") appear to sneeze, ejaculating semen from the male's penis in the way snot would be ejaculated from his nose in an actual sneeze. Typically happens during sexual intercourse or foreplay, but may happen prematurely as well.

n. semen.

Aw fuck, man! Look at all that ballsneeze on the sheets! What are you god damn doing? Clean up that fucking mess!

by Jonathan Seal September 13, 2009

ballsacea

Rosy red balls. Hot itching ballsack. Similar to rosacea of the face.

Man my balls are red and itchy! I think I have ballsacea.

by Swerrv May 9, 2009

ballshagged

fouled up beyond all reason

He he ballshagged his french examination due to lack of studying.

by Bob Lawrence January 1, 2008

Ballsener

When you get so deep,your ball's drop in her.

Wow,I just went ballsener.

by LarryLucio April 9, 2017

Ballsacked

The sudden moment when you realise how drunk/high you are.

Holy shit, I'm absoloutly ballsacked

by Seshmonster May 30, 2017

ballsnell

a very bad case of crabs,large pubescent lice with a taste for genitals,flat worms located in the urinary tract mostly found on elephants.

"Hey Gary you have a serious case of ballsnell you should get that looked at."

by Charlie Budd October 27, 2005

ballbagery

The opposite of tomfoolery, when someone takes the fun out of the situation by being a ball bag!

That guy fraser has an Honours Degree in Ballbagery, what a dick.

Ballbagery sure was rife at that party last night!

by Christopher R Smith December 14, 2008