ballsneeze

v. An event where the male's genitalia becomes stimulated to the point that the testicles ("balls") appear to sneeze, ejaculating semen from the male's penis in the way snot would be ejaculated from his nose in an actual sneeze. Typically happens during sexual intercourse or foreplay, but may happen prematurely as well.

n. semen.

Aw fuck, man! Look at all that ballsneeze on the sheets! What are you god damn doing? Clean up that fucking mess!

ballsneeze by Jonathan Seal September 13, 2009

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Ebenezer Ballsqueezer

A old man who gives you a physical at school and touches your balls.

I'm so happy i dont have to go to the Ebenezer Ballsqueezer to join the football team this year.

Ebenezer Ballsqueezer by DarkAce12598 October 30, 2010

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ballsneeze • Ballsdeeeeeeap

Ballsdeeeeeeap

Basically so far down in balls that there is usually no escape and can often lead to:
Butthurtness
Trollyness
Depression
And Stress

I am Ballsdeeeeeeap in Home work

Ballsdeeeeeeap by The Slave of MEMES August 6, 2016

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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