The most powerful creature on this planet. His stepson Morgz does not see his true power and will one day be overthrown by this God of a man. Bald Martin will also conquer the human race and save us all from the impending doom of Morgz Mum
by BaldMartinIsMyDad November 21, 2019
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Get the Bald ginger mug.A pathetic state in a man's life whereby he smugly attempts to conceal his baldness. Can come in many forms such as a comb over, comb forward, or outright refusal to conceal a despicable mange like mess. In extreme cases the man gets a hair transplant or worse uses finasteride and fries his chance of getting an erection. Best treatment is to accept the bald and shave it off
by Fat J 80s August 15, 2019
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Get the baddiehub mug.A bald version of british actor Freddy Carter (Kazzle Dazzle in Netflix's shadow and bone) that has been all over social media traumatizing innocent users of instagram.
hey! how's your day going?
horrible really, i was scrolling through instagram when i saw a picture of bald freddy
gods thats terrible!
horrible really, i was scrolling through instagram when i saw a picture of bald freddy
gods thats terrible!
by brideofthesun July 9, 2021
Get the bald freddy mug.When you break a girl’s heart bad enough that she shaves her entire head trying to cope with the pain. They often cannot recover from this heartbreak for 2 years. Worse than the Dye break up
Chad: I broke up with my girl.
Brad: I saw that she shaved her head. You put her through a Bald break up!
Chad: Shit it’s not my fault she wasn’t good enough.
Brad: True, she had it coming.
Brad: I saw that she shaved her head. You put her through a Bald break up!
Chad: Shit it’s not my fault she wasn’t good enough.
Brad: True, she had it coming.
by itybitykilla August 7, 2021
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