Bald Eagle

A daring sex act, where the man takes a woman from behind, as she leans over a railing or windowsill. The man must shave her head ahead of time, so he can then cum on her bald head and shove her out of the window while yelling "PLAY FREEBIRD!!!"

hey bob, was that your wife i saw on the front lawn this morning?
yeah, had a good bald eagle session this morning heheh.

by sillybilly420 August 14, 2010

Bald Eagle

(Adjective) A compliment reserved for rare, amazing, or surprisingly awesome things, people or places.

My new diamond encrusted goblet is bald eagle.

by Brian Beedy March 12, 2009

bald eagle

Unit of measure equal to 7 feet. This is the average wingspan of an adult bald eagle. It is a freedom unit.

That basketball player is 1 bald eagle tall.

My car is two bald eagles long.

by xtremerange2 November 30, 2022

bald eagle

Someone who desires to remove their pubic hair either for self gratification or simply insanity.

Damn, That Garrett is a bald eagle!

by captain chump June 27, 2004

Bald Eagles

A term derived from the Goodyear Eagle brand of that refers to bald and unsafe tires on a vehicle that can potentially cause hydroplaning, terminal understeer and blowouts.

Tax refund time, better get those bald eagles replaced on my car.

Hell yea she had a blowout!!! Ridin on bald eagles because she spent all her money on that damn iPhone.

by Pierre II September 5, 2013

bald eagle

a prepubecent girl, having no hair on the genital region

That 12 year old is a bald eagle.

by The Birdwatcher March 23, 2003

bald eagle

a person who has no pubes

Matt dalton is a right bald eagle, he sucks himself off

by john May 14, 2003