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Cotton Ballz

An old dude with a wooly, white haired scrotum.
Way too many cotton ballz in the gym locker room today.
by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2017
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Balzano

when someone does something that is either really stupid or really amazing, also referring to the most amazing person ever

add paulsie, walsie, balzie, malsie, alsie, or big in front of balzano for more dramatic effect
1. Shot not get the phone. Fuck thats paulsie walsie balzano.
2. Dude did you see that shot? Yeah it was big balzano.
3. Mr. Balzano is the fucking man. Yeah i know.
by asdfasdfasgv March 22, 2008
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Ballzinis Blowpop

(n)- A dick dipped in parafilm wax with a special treat inside. A favorite alternative to a Charm's Blowpop, but inside is not gum, but balls.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Ballzinis Blowpop?
by John Kellis Fernando January 5, 2007
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ballzzing

OMG dude did you see that ipod he totaly gave him a ballzzing
by Robbiehay1 August 10, 2009
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balz

A phrase to express frustration. A replacement for the word "darn" or "dang it."
When Annabel tripped over Lauren's large testicles and into a pile of poopy jello, she exclaimed "BALZ!!!!"
by Dwarfscum18 January 13, 2017
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Ballz to You

a phrase spout out by a lesbian liza minelli in the middle of a random interview and is now slightly a meme
jack: ballz to you!
joe: wtf?
by Revrevrunrun January 11, 2011
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Sailor & The 7 Ballz

Tuxedo Mask (or whatever you call him) sits in his room, masturbating to his never-ending supply of surveillance screens featuring SOMEONE either naked or doing the nasty. His expression is PRICELESS, as is his... er, ejaculation. (Let's just say he probably spends as much time wiping off his entire wall's worth of monitor screens as masturbating to them.)

Another amusing scene would be where our DBZ heroes make their way to the party orgy. Seeing Vegeta in nothing but black pants and a bowtie is freaky enough, but seeing Goku and Piccolo walking slightly behind, stifling giggles while reassuring Vegeta that he looks quite good, is just great.

Sadly, that's all the amusement this title has to offer. The rest simply degenerates into a huge mess of an orgy, featuring well known or lesser known characters humping it up left and right. And no one is safe. If I remember correctly, I think I saw Belldandy being thoroughly violated by Terry Bogard. And that's certainly not the end of it.

It IS the end of the review, though. I seem to remember something vague about the Dragon Ball (the actual BALL, that is) bouncing around and turning some of the Sailor girls into she-males, but I'd rather not reminisce or elaborate any more on that. It IS worth watching at least once for its sheer ridicul-o-power, but only if you can find it rather easily. It's not worth getting particularly worked up over, that's for sure.
When i saw Sailor & The 7 Ballz i thought that it was the weirdest porn/comedy i have ever seen.
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