Not into bacon

Means that you're not into guys.
You prefer girls.
Polite, food related way of saying lesbian.

"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon" - The Vamps {I found a girl}

by Bandsandpizza March 2, 2016

anal bacon

Untidy skin/flesh emanating from the ringpiece, giving it the appearance of chewed bacon. Usually as a result of overly aggressive anal sex but can equally be caused by prolapse or even be congenital.

Lord Asquith met Lady Jane at the Spring ball, and after months of wooing he finally came to court her. In time they were married and there was much rejoicing throughout the land. Alas on their wedding night he discovered she had anal bacon, rendering him impotent. He obtained an anullment later that week.

by Mr. Cardboard July 24, 2012

the balcony

(n) to stand, fully clothed, next to the one you love and put your hand down each other's trousers, thus forming "the balcony".

I couldn't wait to get Kathleen home to show her how much I love her so we made the balcony while we waited for our lift homes.

by daveaux July 4, 2014

Beef bacon job

The bacon cheese burger in supermacs.

“I must get a beef bacon burger”
“Jesus, really?”
“Yeah beef bacon job”

by cheesy454 October 20, 2022

balconing

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...

We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement

by balconer August 15, 2010

Baconator Fries

Wendy's rendition of the classic salted potato fries, topped with bacon and melted cheese.
Get these for a significant other if you wish for the relationship to be over within hours.

Ben: "I'm at Wendy's do you want anything?"
Cheyenne: "k buy me baconator fries."

by Tricky^F November 21, 2017

Sasuage And Bacon

When A guy sticks his penis in a girls anus and makes her squeal like a pig!

Craig : What the heck was going on in the bathroom?
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!

by SlopNChop October 31, 2016