bailot

The act of texting your fellow employees, friends, bosses or clients that you will be unable to make it into work.

Can also refer to just being late or leaving early from work, appointments, Training etc.

Hey man, i think I have to bailot on you today. I don’t really have an excuse other than my schedule can’t accomodate me being there.

Person 1: Did you hear that Steve pulled a fucking bailot today?

Person 2: Doesn’t surprise me.

by LadyBitz November 9, 2018

Bailout

Whenever a person runs away from a good time.

Quit being such a bailout, just go with the flow.

by The Space Goat February 15, 2021

Baylor Bitch

A stereotypical female Baylor student. Generally part of a sorority, but not necessarily. A Baylor Bitch is mainly any female (or flamboyant male) who attends Baylor and lives off of Mommy and Daddy's money. Baylor Bitches can be identified by their orange skin, Ugg boots, clumpy, grotesque eyelashes, and blindingly white teeth. Or you can just look for any Lexus car that's been crashed on Baylor campus. Baylor Bitches feed on carrot sticks, cheese cubes, and caramel macchiatos. See also shiny girl.

I could barely find a seat when Legally Blonde II came out, because the theater was full of Baylor Bitches.

"Dude why are your clothes all wet?"
"Because some Baylor Bitch in a Theta shirt spilled her drink on me."

I caught her throwing up her salad because she didn't lock the door, stupid Baylor Bitch.

by ElleA October 27, 2011

Batlord

Noun.

A Batlord is an evolved bat, it is like an ant queen. It can control all the other bats in it's pack. It uses its call of EEEEEEE to attract mates and other bats for its pack.

They are very fond of fruit, old victorian poetry, shakespearean drama and fine wine on the french riviera.

They are known to get very angry when confronted head on. You should only communicate with them by using their native call of EEEEE.

Jeff is a Batlord. EEEEE

I wonder when the Batlord will be down on the riviera.

by Jeff Batlord January 15, 2011

Baylor

A really sweet and adorable guy. Usually has light brown hair and eyes similar to small partial-eclipses with most of the iris blue (the sky) and gold rays (sun)surrounding the pupil (moon) . Extremely smart and well behaved typically religious. Always gets straight A's and is somewhat of a teachers pet. Usually very athletic playing multiple sports; football, basketball, track, etc. Most girls do not notice the appeal of this type of guy when first meeting him, but after becoming friends they swoon at the mention of his name.

Girl 1: OMG, I cant believe he liked my Facebook photo!

Girl 2: Why do you like him so much? He's not that great!

Girl 1: You just don't know him! He's a Baylor!

by Cobra1 December 30, 2013

Bailout

A sarcastic word meaning you are broke and in need of money; Referring to the government bailouts, in which large amounts of money were given/loaned to the Banks and Auto Industry. Neither endorsing or opposing the government bailout.

-Dude, I'm so broke, I really need a bailout!
-That company just went under! They really need a bailout!

by westernwishes February 8, 2009

Bailocaust

Similar to Bailing.......this is the act of ditching on a preagreed event, date, plan etc. Typically of great excitement or importance to one or more parties to whom the bailing is being committed against. Always last minute and leaves ppl with a feeling of disgust/dismay equal to or greater than the holocaust.

AeSop: Hey Sallie.....we still on for tonight? I've been lookin forward to this all week!!!

Sallie: OMG...Meeee Toooo. I'm just gettin ready now. Pick me up in half hour.

...............(half hour later).......................
AeSoP: I'm outside your place. Get out here.

Sallie: O ya about that....I"m not allowed to come anymore. hehehe....Ttyl....

AeSoP: Faaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......I can't believe u bailocausted AGAIN!!!! (goes offs himself)

by lurch18 November 2, 2009