bailot 

The act of texting your fellow employees, friends, bosses or clients that you will be unable to make it into work.

Can also refer to just being late or leaving early from work, appointments, Training etc.

Hey man, i think I have to bailot on you today. I don’t really have an excuse other than my schedule can’t accomodate me being there.

Person 1: Did you hear that Steve pulled a fucking bailot today?

Person 2: Doesn’t surprise me.

bailot by LadyBitz November 9, 2018

Bailout

Broke people giving away their money so rich people don't go broke.

Every taxpayer would have to pay over $6000 for this bailout!

Bailout by Marcus Sweets September 24, 2008

Bailout Bill

The romantic hero of America's financial ruin!

"Oh no, all the banks are closing...we're totally fucked...wait! Here comes Bailout Bill!"

Bailout Bill by Charles Roth January 13, 2009

Blue Balls Bailout

When a friend has sex with you for the sole purpose of relieving you of your prolonged case of blue balls.

He hasn't had sex in months, you should give him a blue balls bailout.

Blue Balls Bailout by Mystic-X October 4, 2009

Bailout

Whenever a person runs away from a good time.

Quit being such a bailout, just go with the flow.

Bailout by The Space Goat February 15, 2021

Bailout

A sarcastic word meaning you are broke and in need of money; Referring to the government bailouts, in which large amounts of money were given/loaned to the Banks and Auto Industry. Neither endorsing or opposing the government bailout.

-Dude, I'm so broke, I really need a bailout!
-That company just went under! They really need a bailout!

Bailout by westernwishes February 8, 2009

Bailocaust

Similar to Bailing.......this is the act of ditching on a preagreed event, date, plan etc. Typically of great excitement or importance to one or more parties to whom the bailing is being committed against. Always last minute and leaves ppl with a feeling of disgust/dismay equal to or greater than the holocaust.

AeSop: Hey Sallie.....we still on for tonight? I've been lookin forward to this all week!!!

Sallie: OMG...Meeee Toooo. I'm just gettin ready now. Pick me up in half hour.

...............(half hour later).......................
AeSoP: I'm outside your place. Get out here.

Sallie: O ya about that....I"m not allowed to come anymore. hehehe....Ttyl....

AeSoP: Faaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......I can't believe u bailocausted AGAIN!!!! (goes offs himself)

Bailocaust by lurch18 November 2, 2009