bailot

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The act of texting your fellow employees, friends, bosses or clients that you will be unable to make it into work.

Can also refer to just being late or leaving early from work, appointments, Training etc.

Hey man, i think I have to bailot on you today. I don’t really have an excuse other than my schedule can’t accomodate me being there.

Person 1: Did you hear that Steve pulled a fucking bailot today?

Person 2: Doesn’t surprise me.

bailot by LadyBitz November 9, 2018

Words you can keep

Bailout

Broke people giving away their money so rich people don't go broke.

Every taxpayer would have to pay over $6000 for this bailout!

Bailout by Marcus Sweets September 24, 2008

Related Words

bailot • bailos • Bailon • Bailoo1 • Bailozi • balot • balota • barlot • bilot • bailitis

Bailout Bill

The romantic hero of America's financial ruin!

"Oh no, all the banks are closing...we're totally fucked...wait! Here comes Bailout Bill!"

Bailout Bill by Charles Roth January 13, 2009

Blue Balls Bailout

When a friend has sex with you for the sole purpose of relieving you of your prolonged case of blue balls.

He hasn't had sex in months, you should give him a blue balls bailout.

Blue Balls Bailout by Mystic-X October 4, 2009

Bailout

Whenever a person runs away from a good time.

Quit being such a bailout, just go with the flow.

Bailout by The Space Goat February 15, 2021

Bailout

A sarcastic word meaning you are broke and in need of money; Referring to the government bailouts, in which large amounts of money were given/loaned to the Banks and Auto Industry. Neither endorsing or opposing the government bailout.

-Dude, I'm so broke, I really need a bailout!
-That company just went under! They really need a bailout!

Bailout by westernwishes February 8, 2009

Bailocaust

Similar to Bailing.......this is the act of ditching on a preagreed event, date, plan etc. Typically of great excitement or importance to one or more parties to whom the bailing is being committed against. Always last minute and leaves ppl with a feeling of disgust/dismay equal to or greater than the holocaust.

AeSop: Hey Sallie.....we still on for tonight? I've been lookin forward to this all week!!!

Sallie: OMG...Meeee Toooo. I'm just gettin ready now. Pick me up in half hour.

...............(half hour later).......................
AeSoP: I'm outside your place. Get out here.

Sallie: O ya about that....I"m not allowed to come anymore. hehehe....Ttyl....

AeSoP: Faaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......I can't believe u bailocausted AGAIN!!!! (goes offs himself)

Bailocaust by lurch18 November 2, 2009

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026