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blendering

1. (verb) to mix things up with the use of a blender.
my friend thought she was smarter than me, but i couldn't hear her over the sound of my roommate blendering his post-workout smoothie
by nickjames23 March 18, 2011
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resting bartender face

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling
That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off
by Derangedflamingo June 2, 2017
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Nigga Cock Blender

When a nigga sticks his penis in a blender. This message was brought to you by today is cluless#0666.
HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE TYRONE DO A NIGGA COCK BLENDER
by Today is clueless March 26, 2020
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Blender shits

1.) Intense excreting of liquid feces from the rectum.

2.) Incredibly bad diarrhea, with feces tending to be more liquid than solid in substance.
That Chinese food did work on my stomach. Got the worst blender shits I've ever had.
by Nazultan October 1, 2010
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Bartender

People that end people named Bart
Bart: Yo that bartender is hella cute!
Me: Watch out Bart he's come to end you!
Bart: *dies*
by Deelioaddooliadoo April 28, 2020
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bartenders elbow

A fake condition affecting bartenders passing drinks causing muscle atrophy created by Tom Scott and a game of drawing and vocal telephone with other animation youtubers
My friend worked at a bar for 3 months and passed so many beers that he got a bad case of bartenders elbow and had to rest for a week
by asxdghjkl January 7, 2021
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ninja bartender

A supreme master of the alcoholic beverage so much so that it becomes a way of life.Someone as stealthy, quick and skillful as he could easily kill u in seconds but instead dedicates his life to getting u wasted.With his flawless recipes and extreme mastery of presentation his drinks may lead to a blissful state of enlightenment.By the time u come to the realization that your bartender may be a ninja bartender its too late.For you are plastered beyond comprehensible belief.
A ninja bartender never reveals their secrets
But always excepts tips
by J-Ody Du-Wright November 15, 2011
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