by baxterialissues101 October 27, 2011
Get the Baxterial Issues mug.A person or group of people, typically women, who find the honey badger YouTube video much funnier than it actually is. They are stupidly obsessed with using the term honey badger or quotes from the video in everyday conversations. They will even make group t-shirts with honey badgers printed on them.
Situation 1:
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."
Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."
Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"
Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."
Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."
Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."
Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."
Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"
Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."
Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."
Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."
by cmoney55 December 4, 2011
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1) My boyfriend drove me crazy by alternating between badgering and rimming me.
2) My new guy is totally into badgering; I nearly ran out of breath last night.
2) My new guy is totally into badgering; I nearly ran out of breath last night.
by Nonstandard Deviant March 24, 2009
Get the badgering mug.The anus - specifically referenced in moments of loving penetration, juxtaposed against the rushed pace of daily urban life.
Charles: Oh Petulia, you know I've always wanted to hold you so close and look into those deep blue eyes of yours.
Petulia: Charles, stop being so overdramatic and stick it in honey - We've only got 5 minutes!
(Charles thrusts forward, to no avail)
Petulia: Honey, wrong hole - not in the pink, in the stink !
Charles: Roger that Petulia : Try number 2 - this bunny is going down the badgerhole !
Petulia: Charles, stop being so overdramatic and stick it in honey - We've only got 5 minutes!
(Charles thrusts forward, to no avail)
Petulia: Honey, wrong hole - not in the pink, in the stink !
Charles: Roger that Petulia : Try number 2 - this bunny is going down the badgerhole !
by Shyboy72 November 27, 2020
Get the Badgerhole mug.A person who has sex with badgers. Probably because hunting foxes has been banned. Such person must have a hardy penis in order to deal with bonerbiting by the badger.
Scottish people often wear sporrans in order to attract badgers to their cocks which are under the kilt. They wiggle it around to attract the badger, a practice known as badger baiting. When the badger bites they have oral sex with it then fuck it as well. It is due to this practice that the Scottish are so hardy.
Scottish people often wear sporrans in order to attract badgers to their cocks which are under the kilt. They wiggle it around to attract the badger, a practice known as badger baiting. When the badger bites they have oral sex with it then fuck it as well. It is due to this practice that the Scottish are so hardy.
It is often wrongly stated that the Welsh are also badgerbangers. In fact, as we all know, they go for the rather safer course of being sheepshaggers.
by Andy June 12, 2008
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Get the Banberial mug.Born in Lithuania in 1923, the only known person who has a triple helix DNA structure. Inventor of telegraph poles, chinese food, and wigwams.
Awarded a knighthood in 1996 for his revolutionary work on "the cleansing of fresh water mongeese".
Has a Huge Cock.
Awarded a knighthood in 1996 for his revolutionary work on "the cleansing of fresh water mongeese".
Has a Huge Cock.
by Queen Latifah of Hiphoppy land November 25, 2004
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