Badger

Like a cougar but the old lady is a gay old man.

John: dude, the badger is all over that young dude
Bill: He better keep his butt-hole tight

by wWitbshy April 9, 2010

Badger

Verb: To point to the ground and say "Badger?" in order to distract somebody. This can be related to "Dropped your pocket."

The hobo was following me, so I badgered him, and while he was distracted, ran away.

by Swarlay February 15, 2008

Badger

Noun.

A grumpy male companion or husband; commonly seen wearing an untrustworthy mustache.

Badger is so grumpy today.

by Badgerio April 21, 2011

Badger

something that is good, or was forgotten then remembered, or is the one.

is often exclaimed!!

birmingham uk in origin, maybe elsewhere.

guy 1) where are we going again?
guy 2) the park
guy 1) that's the badger!

(this may mean it's a good park, 'i forgot we were going to the park' or got ya)

by Beat-shaman May 6, 2006

Badger

Supreme wealth and or money.

Man 1: Did you see Lenny's new g4?
Man 2: Yer, whadda Badger.

by PALExWHALE May 25, 2010

Badger

a blonde bitch cunt who has a pancake for a face
she is generally very annoying.
she likes to scissor girls named katie because she is a lesbian badger
at lunch... she should burry a hole under the table to eat her fizzy tabs
baders suck

errr badger
ahhh i just wanna shoot a badger

by BadgerHunter08 June 17, 2008

Badger

Badger: (verb)When a birdy goes out-of-bounds to the left in badminton, usually inside the fence.

H: Ack! Out-of-bounds.
J: Yeah, you really badgered it there.

by Myself5 April 13, 2008