Baconize

The act of owning someone or something using large amounts of heat, fire, grease, or all of the above.

I fell onto the stove, got totally baconized.

by Varatil May 6, 2007

baconbutty

two vans squashing a police officer

we went out in the vans for a snack(and killed a copper)

by sherie marie nash July 16, 2003

baconbitch

when u eat lots of bacon
u turn out being a bacon bitch

"omg you ate all that bacon????"
"yeah im like a baconbitch"

by baconbitch February 19, 2019

bacontits

Mostly of australian origin, describing someone female, who is atletic and crispy. Therefore the breasts are more muscular and firm, "draind of fat" like cooked bacon.

-Yo mate, look at that bacontits over there on the surfbouard. I bet she is not just hot, but has also a degree in dentistry or somewhat...

- Bloody Oath, mate!

by Rob the Wagon April 18, 2018

Baconized

The act of adding unholy amounts of bacon to anything.

can you pass the baconized spinach please?

by Sky blaster December 16, 2019

baconize

The act of making everything around you, everywhere you go, better-the way bacon makes everything around it better.

My boyfriend baconizes everything and everyone around him-he fixes anything he finds broken, leaves anything he borrows in better condition than when he got it, and gives the shirt off his back to any person who needs it.

by ArtsyGalKitten June 2, 2022

Baconizing

Where a person is laying on somewhere (more specifically a couch or bed) like a fat ugly lazy ass pig.

bonus points if you’re baked (high)

1: “did you see caysie? she was totally baconizing!”

2: “yeah, what a fat lazy baconizer”

by dylan_poggers July 17, 2024