Simulated Bacon Bits

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!

by The baconater August 1, 2009

Bacon bits

Off my tits

So I was in a club on E ans I was totally off my bacon bits

by Belta-Boy July 19, 2024

Salad Toss with Bacon Bit

When you have a scab in your ass and your girlfriend liberates it while tossing your salad thus introducing a single bacon bit for added flavor.

My girlfriend gave me a salad toss with bacon bit and I'm feeling refreshed "butt" raw. (No pun intended).

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

bacon bit

very small tits

____has bacon bits

by goldenbacon April 4, 2018

Bacon Bit

the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast

im really into morning sex, but lemme grab your bacon bit first

by Blankyyy December 18, 2017