climactic splash back

when someone is masturbating, while in the middle of discretion, and they synchronize the orgasm and there splash back.

oh mummy, I had a climactic splash back today

by BigDkKings December 15, 2016

Splash back

When you take a heavy shit, and the water splashes back up, soaking your butthole. Usually in reference to an overused port-o-jon.
AKA stank water wash, mud cleanse, poor man's bidet.

There's nothing worse that dropping a duce in a port-o-jon that hasn't been pumped out in weeks, and getting a splash back.

by Hobby-less October 20, 2017

Splash-back infatuation

Intensified feelings you get for your partner after going on a date with someone else.

After my date with a potential gf, I went home and had crazy intense sex with my partner, it must have been that splash-back infatuation!

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Splash Back

When you have diarrhea that's so violent that the water in the toilet bowl erupts and hits your butt.

My diarrhea was so bad that "splash back" happened.

by Verticalways December 9, 2023

back splasher

An action caused by the effect of gravity taking hold on an enormous turd falling towards the bowl water of a toilet, which allows great forces of water to splash upward on the bum.

"Does this toilet has a bidet function or was that a huge back splasher!"

by William P. January 6, 2008

Canadian Back-Slasher

When you and your sexual partner are having sex in a pile of maple leaves, and you take out a knife covered in syrup and wildly cut them.

"Me and my girl did that Canadian Back-Slasher thing, long story short she's badly injured."

by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) July 20, 2016

backsplash

the water that sprays upwards from a toilet when you shit too hard

I knew that guy shits bricks...when he came out of the toilet he got backsplashed so bad he looked like he had a shower

by krak ho August 18, 2003