babyface law

Babyface Law is a term used to define cucks who would rather watch their wife bang well hung dudes rather than go through the pitfalls of a divorce. Specifically, it is the face Todd Clem (aka Bubba the Love Sponge used when Hulk Hogan was banging his wife.

Mike Waters: I can't believe you let Hulk Hogan bang your wife!

Todd C: (as his face contorts) If I don't put on the babyface law, I will be tied up in divorce court.

Mike Waters: As least Heather is satisfied.

by Bubba Army Troll October 27, 2019

Babymaker

human male penis, male organ of generation, particularly when erect

His babymaker sprang into action!

by Ben April 2, 2005

Haymaker To The Babymaker

The act of punching a woman in the crotch as hard as possible, sometimes because she was being a douche. This is known to cause autism in babies. can also be used as an instant contraceptive.

Brittany was being a douche so i gave her a Haymaker To The Babymaker

by smlysk8rboy9 September 28, 2010

babymaker

A woman's vagina or pussy and it's subsequent parts.

I straight tore up her babymaker.

by BHyde2 May 27, 2006

Babymaker

An extremely fertile woman. See also: hot oven.

A woman who loves to make babies.

Daisy was trying her best to bring back the days of seven or more kids per family. She's a real babymaker if there ever was one.

by major_delmac March 12, 2005

JMatt and the Babymakers

A boy band formed in the early summer of 2010.
the band has 4 members who are boys.

Hey did you see the latest JMatt and the Babymakers gig!" "Yeah man i was there, and it's true about them being baby makers ;

by Flibberdigibbet May 26, 2010

bandmance

a relationship that develops on a band trip that usually lasts about a week and leaves one party in deep regret

It's a good thing that Brad's relationship with that one girl was just a bandmance she was the biggest whore in school!

by intrnashonalsuperstud October 3, 2009