Babyface Law is a term used to define cucks who would rather watch their wife bang well hung dudes rather than go through the pitfalls of a divorce. Specifically, it is the face Todd Clem (aka Bubba the Love Sponge used when Hulk Hogan was banging his wife.
Mike Waters: I can't believe you let Hulk Hogan bang your wife!
Todd C: (as his face contorts) If I don't put on the babyface law, I will be tied up in divorce court.
Mike Waters: As least Heather is satisfied.
Todd C: (as his face contorts) If I don't put on the babyface law, I will be tied up in divorce court.
Mike Waters: As least Heather is satisfied.
by Bubba Army Troll October 27, 2019