Milky white substance found in the depths of the testicals inside a male's scrotum. When shot from the penis, the milky substance looks like the batter of a baked good.
Abraham: "Shit!"
Jacob: "what's up?"
Abraham: "I was wacking off and got baby batter all in my toe hair..."
Jacob: "next time you'll remember to wear socks."
Jacob: "what's up?"
Abraham: "I was wacking off and got baby batter all in my toe hair..."
Jacob: "next time you'll remember to wear socks."
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CARLOTTA: The priority is getting you healthy and getting your voice back.
And now that it's been a month of vocal therapy, how's it going?
STAR: Not great, Carlotta. Thanks for asking.
MISS LAWRENCE (Miss Bruce): That's 'cause you sitting there sipping on that water child. Throw some baby batter in there, lubricate them vocal cords. Trust me it works.
CARLOTTA: The priority is getting you healthy and getting your voice back.
And now that it's been a month of vocal therapy, how's it going?
STAR: Not great, Carlotta. Thanks for asking.
MISS LAWRENCE (Miss Bruce): That's 'cause you sitting there sipping on that water child. Throw some baby batter in there, lubricate them vocal cords. Trust me it works.
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