a wild hair up my butt

A sarcastic way of saying/admitting that you made a mistake, or did something stupid/ irresponsible.

Homeowner: "I didn't ask for that! I'm not paying for it!"
Carpenter: "I'm sorry mam, i thought it would be a nice touch. Guess I had a wild hair up my butt on that!"

by talk2me-JCH2 April 17, 2021

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kiss my hairy yellow butt

One of the many gems that come from the mighty brain of Homer Simpson.

Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her Lisa.
Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.

by SixSixSixx September 30, 2006

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hairy butt wiskers

1. A large unkept ass fro potruding from the ass crack.

Don't lick my ass csuse you'll choke on my hairy butt wiskers.

by lickins dee dickens October 4, 2009

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hairy front butt

On a woman, typically an older woman who has had children, the extended out area near her uterus; but below her stomach. The appearance is similar to a butt that is located in the front.

Frank walked into Eddie's room with a pale ghost-like look on his face.

"What is wrong?" Eddie asked.
"Your mom, she was just getting out of the shower when I walked in on her accidentally. I saw her hairy front butt with no clothes covering it." Frank replied while making retching sounds.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 6, 2018

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