Reverse Burglar

noun; the act of cumming in a girls eyes and stealing from her while she is blinded. Derived from the white band covering her eyes.

"Suzie had to go to the optometrist and best buy after she got the reverse burglar Saturday night"

by SirBurglesworth09 March 21, 2009

cat burglar

A burglar who is adept at entering and leaving a house without being noticed.

The cat burglar came and left without the occupants even waking up.

by Sinistral February 5, 2006

Buzz burglar

Buzz Burglar
Noun

One who sucks the fun from an event or occasion. Can either be through worries of health and safety or just being uninteresting/bankrupt of personality.
See also: Fun Vampires

Rob: "Ger, me old flower, are you going the gaff party tonight?"

Ger: "I am as long as Oisin isn't. That lad is such a buzz Burglar"

by He be G.B. February 4, 2019

Butt Burglar

1.) Someone who likes having anal sex.
2.) An anal rapist.

1.) Holy crap, Dave is a real butt burglar!
2.) Ouch... last night I got ass-raped by that butt burglar.

by Kyle December 27, 2004

New Mexican burglar alarm

Copious junk in the front yard of a home such as flower pots, wind chimes, childrens toys, washer/dryers, rusted out grills, piles of beer bottles and cans, garbage bags, and general litter that provide a crude home security device when a trespasser trips and falls making a load crashing sound alerting the homeowner.

Good thing we're poor white trash Leticia, or we wouldnt have the New Mexican burglar alarm that foiled the prowler who wanted our commerative plates.

by Crazy Daniel "Webster" November 3, 2006

banter burglar

A sorry individual who claims others banter as his own.
Commonly grabs banter from one group of friends and recycles it to use on another group, hence claiming it as their own.

Vinny: Oi Wreck, I saw a German bloke in a herlequin suit when I was in Amsterdam the other week! Unbelievable banter!
Wreck: Yea?? Really?? U cunt, Mills already told me that story, u fuckin banter burglar

by Wreck September 22, 2005

purple burglar alarm

the phrase scottish people can't say

person 1: can you say purple burglar alarm
Scot: purlpe burgalr alamr

by pseudonym6298 February 12, 2022