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Burgess

Someone who is overall disgusting, irritable, and narcissistic, whose motives are for self-gain.
Did you see what Sierra did to Jamey, ugh, she's such a Burgess!
by NotABurgess4206969 June 30, 2022
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Burgess

1. The feminine form of Burger.
2. A female or girl burger.
Real feminism is about throwing out your bras AND panties then hitting the town with your girlfriends for some burgess and fries.
by Lae.D.FuckYeah April 8, 2023
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Burgess Hill

p1-I’m moving to burgess hill

p2-unlucky
p1-innit
by bigbattybingo July 22, 2022
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Burgess Chat

When a person is offering very poor and/or uninteresting levels of conversation.
"Hey Guys, Do you think Jellyfish serve a purpose in life"

Bored acquaintance "Oh no, Nick's offering Burgess chat...again"
by Bored Listener October 19, 2011
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Having A Burgess

Having a wank on some one else's bed!
Andy caught Alex 'having a burgess' on Marsdens bed
by Alex_Burgess December 17, 2011
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ashley burgess

Perfection; the most beautiful, amazing person I know. Her smile is like sunshine for it gives me a reason to get out of bed every morning. I wish I could see her everyday, because days without her are meaningless. She is kind, understanding, smart, beautiful, fun, and so on. Her simple ways can be admired by everyone. Her personality is addicting. Ashely Burgess means perfect.
Perfect beautiful kindness lovely smart joyful smile Ashley Burgess is perfect No one compares to Ashley
by Brant322 December 5, 2013
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Tom Burgess

A new trend invented by a middle school in britain, which is
two words a person usually shouts when squirting someone with water. Usually in a corridor, a classroom (when a teacher isn't looking), a toliet or a playground.

Equipment Needed:
A Full Water Bottle, with a twist-off cap.
A Compass (or any, small sharp point.)

To perform a 'Tom Burgess', you fill your bottle with water, screw on the lid, pierce the middle of the lid with a compass, to make a small hole in the middle.

Hide somewhere random, like behind a bush or in a toliet cubicle.

Select your victim, leapt out of your hiding place holding the bottle and screaming 'TOM BURGEEEEES' while squeezing the bottle so water shoots out the tiny hole, drenching them with water. Aim for the crotch area, to make it look like they've wet themselves.

Tom Burgess is also a character from Antony Horowitzes non-fictional childrens sci-fi thriller novel, 'Ravens Gate'. He is a farmer who got killed mysterious in the story.

Nobody knows why 'TOM BURGEEEES' is shouted when performing this stunt, but its pretty funny.
Boy1: Harry just went up to me and squirted water all over me, and shouted 'TOM BURGEESSS'.

Boy2: AHAHAHAH you just got Tom Burgessed!
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