A big hunking sonofabitch that gets about four miles to the gallon. Your mom and dad were likely conceived
on the back seat of a Buick at a drive-in movie.
Double cousins with a Oldsmobile, the Buick is the ride of choice of "Hoss" a gentleman who makes a tidy living bashing his Buick lengthwise through a variety of trailers, each of which he claims belongs to Tanya Hardings. He usually busts off a concussion granade when he hits the trailer, but in a way, that's poetic license.
Think about it, fucker.